Let's Ask GM Anything!! Yeah!!😆
Last night was absolute chaos (in the best way possible). Our guild gathered for the usual party + showdown combo, but this time? Oh, we were ready to bombard our GM with literally anything that crossed our minds. And guess what? GM was feeling generous, answering all our curiosities and doubts through Windtail (our beloved voice chat feature).
It was also a mini "breaking the ice" party for our newest members, Harshtag, Mitty, and others; welcome to the circus, besties!🥳
The night started pretty normal. Questions about combat paths, mechanics, builds, you know, the usual nerd stuff. And of course, lots of talk about Nameless combat (that path is a nightmare to master, we know). But hey! The real entertainment came from our guildies being their iconic, unhinged selves. So let's dive into the juicy bits, shall we?👀
"Hammy, give us Mirage Boat." — Tasmiah.
"Fisting sounds like ping dependant, Nameless is more ping-friendly." — Dandellions
"Wait, fist me real quick!" — Waian.
(Did we mention Dandellions and Waian are our fave scandalous couple? No? Well, now you know.)💀
And then, as if the chat wasn't chaotic enough...
"YOU BOTH SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS!" — OrphicArtemis
Our precious mangaka queen, who literally draws fanfiction for us through her gorgeous art, was desperate for raw materials (we see you, Orphic). And of course, BaiJiu popped off with:
"No Shirt, No Nothing" — because he's our pop icon.
And Hammy? Oh, he immediately went shirtless. (It's okay, pookie, Hammy's that rich CEO energy we all simp for.)💅
Meanwhile, Yuriaelle was locked in, asking all the serious game feature questions (respect), while ExpiredKambucha was busy dragging BaiJiu and Jamil down a dark path (we trust y'all... mostly).
Then Orphic started shipping GM x Waian, and suddenly everyone was teasing Waian to fulfill our mangaka's earlier request.
"Instead of a boat, GM gave us a ship." — Baijiu. Truer words have never been spoken.🚢
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Then the vibe shifted; everyone started asking about GM's persona.
"Are you married?"
"Are you a boy or girl?"
"How old are you? 20s?"
👀Hmmm, well... we can't spill everything here~ It's a secret (mostly asked by our newbies cause apparently this is our version of a "fun introduction").
GM's answer? "Married to the guild!"
BUT WAIT!! Someone wanted GM to marry our new Vice Master, Blank!? OMG scandalous! Who's the top?? This is WILD. Orphic, take notes, girl! This is prime material.📝
Our GM was speaking through Windtail the whole time so that everyone could hear their voice. Harshtag and Mitty were confused (as they should be) because nobody can really tell the GM's gender from voice alone; voice changer exists, but who knows? Take a guess~ And then it turned into an age guessing session... classic.
At the same time, everyone was struggling not to claim Guild Event rewards (the pain is real). Waian reminded us to hold off until after the season reset (this Thursday and Friday) so we can snag those T100 gears. And yes, our fingers were itching to click those shiny golden shimmering buttons.😩
"So itchy, I can't stand it!" — Waian
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"NEVER TRUST PEOPLE ONLINE, MOMMY TOLD ME!" — Tasmiah
"You don't thrust me?" — IveS
"I only thrust men." — Tasmiah
BEEEEEP — okay, let's... filter that.💀
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GM kept reading our chats out loud while also doing PvP showdowns at the same time. We hope she/he had fun. Please?😭
Anyway, besties, if you wanna know everything we talked about, you'll need guild/discord member privileges for that. We can't expose ourselves too much, right?👀
Tonight was an absolute blast (bet). We hope our new guildies and everyone else had as much fun as we did becoming part of this chaotic family.
Welcome again, Harshtag, Mitty, and others!💛
And congrats, Blank, for becoming our new Guild Vice Master!! Congrats to Aki and Ray Yi for ascending as our new Guild Officers!! Let's gooo!🎉