A Potential New BL Couple???👀🩷
BREAKING: Guild Higher-Ups Spotted in SUSPICIOUSLY Close Proximity
By: Your Favorite Anonymous Guild Gossip Columnist (don't @ me)
Okay besties... grab your popcorn because we have tea. ☕️
We all KNOW our Guild Master is happily married (in-game partnership yall, not real) to his partner, Hammy, like, disgustingly cute couple goals, we stan. And our Vice Master, Blank, is literally whipped for our OP healer, Wyshia (as he should be, she carries our whole raid).
But here's the thing...
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SPOTTING THESE TWO HIGHER-UPS HAVING TENSION IN THE OFFICE— I MEAN, GUILD BASE???
🫣 Suspicious. 🫣
Our totally not stalking paparazzi team (it's yall, yall are the paparazzi) has gathered... compromising footage.
GM and Blank "accidentally" standing awfully close during strategy meetings
Prolonged eye contact that lasts just a second too long
Private voice chats that go on suspiciously late into the night
Did someone say shoulder touches???
The guild chat literally EXPLODED when someone caught them walking out of the office together at 2 AM. TOGETHER. AT 2 AM.
I'm not saying anything... but I'm also not not saying anything. 👀
(No, why are you litterally doubting me? This is real, no cap. Thrust?)
When the gossip started spreading (like wildfire, honestly), the FIRST question that whispered through everyone's mind was obviously:
"WHO'S THE TOP AND BOTTOM???"
I mean... we're ALL welcoming this because who DOESN'T love a scandalous BL ship? Ain't no one hating here, besties. This is a safe space for delulu. 💅
Alpha vs. Omega: Let's Debate
Our paparazzi team has compiled detailed research (staring at screenshots for hours, truly exhausting work) to determine which role fits who:
GM:
Gives major calm, collected, in-charge energy
Voice can switch from soft to commanding real quick
Literally runs the entire guild
But also... kinda soft when teased? 🤔
Verdict: Alpha vibes? Or secret soft Omega??? The jury's still out.
Blank:
New Vice Master energy — eager, ambitious, ready to prove himself
Always hovering around GM like he's waiting for... something
That "I'll do anything you ask" energy
But also gives off bratty bottom energy ngl
Verdict: The people are divided. SOME SAY OMEGA. SOME SAY ALPHA BOTTOM. THE DEBATE IS INTENSE.
Rumors say this is actually ALL just fan service because our GM is generous like that, dropping BL couple photos like it's NOTHING. But conspiracy theorists (everyone) think there's MORE to it.
I mean... why would GM provide those photos if there wasn't something there, right??? RIGHT???
Everyone's eating this UP. The chat is flooded with:
"THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER"
"I NEED MORE CONTENT"
"ORPHIC DRAW THIS PLS"
"When's the wedding???"
Even OrphicArtemis is probably already sketching their wedding scene as we speak. You KNOW she's thriving. 🎨
DISCLAIMER (Because we're responsible... kinda)
Okay but for real besties, this is ALL for fun. GM literally supplies the content because they KNOW we're thirsty for drama. Everything is consentual, everyone's laughing, and honestly? We're just here for the ✨entertainment✨.
So let's keep the delulu train going, shall we?
P.S. Orphic, if you're reading this... you KNOW what to draw. We're waiting.😌
Anyway, here are some our juicy chats. Ngl, it's cute.
